Lyndsey McElroy

Lyndsey McElroy, played by Courtney Thorne-Smith, is Jake's best friend's mom gone Alan's girlfriend.  She also happens to be Judith and Herb's neighbor.  Oh her seedy back history includes a softcore porn.

Lyndsey McElroy Quotes

Charlie: Give me in the lay of the land.
Lyndsey: You mean who in this land can you lay?

Lyndsey: I'm way past guys like you.
Charlie: What do you mean guys like me?
Lyndsey: I mean guys I have to dip ammonium before I let them anywhere near me.

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Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket

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