Kristen Schaal stars as Mel on HBO's Flight of the Conchords. Mel is the only fan of the Flight of the Conchords but she's pretty mcuh all the fan you could ever need. Although married to a poor sap named Doug, Mel borderline stalks the boys.
Mel: You're out? Did the cops try to strip search you?
Mel: Did they find anything?
Jemaine: No, they didn't strip search me.
Mel: Oh, I.. I thought you said they did.
Mel: Oh, well, did any of your cellmates, you know, rape you in the a...
Jemaine: No. No no no.
Mel: Oh good, good. Cause if... if I was a convict, you know, and I was in a cell with a pretty boy like you, I would definitely wait till lights out, put my hand over your mouth--
Jemaine: I've gotta... I've gotta go.
Mel: Does... does Bret's girlfriend look anything like me? A bit?
Murray: A little bit. 'Round the eyes.
Mel: Oh yeah? Big eyes, huh?
Murray: Well she's... she's got eyes.