Mel
Bio
Kristen Schaal stars as Mel on HBO's Flight of the Conchords. Mel is the only fan of the Flight of the Conchords but she's pretty mcuh all the fan you could ever need. Although married to a poor sap named Doug, Mel borderline stalks the boys.
Quotes
Mel: What was your name again?
Rain: It's Rain.
Mel: Oh. That's nice. Kinda like... kinda like bad weather... I remember your name from the fan list, I check it regularly. Do you check it regularly?
Rain: No.
Mel: Oh... You don't have a computer.
Rain: No, I have a computer.
Mel: Oh, you can't read...
Rain: It's Rain.
Mel: Oh. That's nice. Kinda like... kinda like bad weather... I remember your name from the fan list, I check it regularly. Do you check it regularly?
Rain: No.
Mel: Oh... You don't have a computer.
Rain: No, I have a computer.
Mel: Oh, you can't read...
Bret: Did you use protection? Jemaine: Yes, but only on my penis
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