Gerald Broflovski is the successful Jewish lawyer in Souith Park and the father of Kyle.  Gerald is married to a bit of a mega mega biyotch.

Mr. Broflovski Quotes

Mrs. Broflovski: How would you boys like to have a little slumber party at your friend Kenny's house tonight?
Cartman: No way, dude, Kenny's family is poor, they live in the ghetto.

Mrs. Broflovski: Are you sure you stayed over at Kenny's house?
Kyle: Yeah, dude, I told you, we had bread sandwiches for breakfast.
Mrs. Broflovski: Did you sleep in the same room?
Kyle: Yes, why?
Mrs. Broflovski: Bubbe, how would you like to spend the night at your friend Kenny's house again?
Kyle: No way, dude, it sucked ass, they don't even have cable.
Mrs. Broflovski: Well I think you need to spend more time with your friend.
Kyle: Kenny's not really my friend, Ma, I don't give a rat's ass about him.

South Park Quotes

Cock magic isn’t an Asian thing or a Mexican thing. White people do it, too, if they’re poor enough.

Somebody who would have sex with Kyle's mom would have sex with just about anything!

Stephen Stotch