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Mr. McCormick is Kenny's poor father on South Park.  If drinking scotch was a job, Mr. McCormick would be rich.  Unfortunately, it's not.  So for now, he'll just collect walfare checks and be unemployed.

Mr. McCormick Quotes

(saying grace) Lord, we thank you for this staggering payload of frozen waffles you have bestowed upon us. And since we have been faithful to you, we know you will send us some good fortune, one of these days, even though you sure as hell seem to be taking your sweet time. Amen.

Mr. McCormick

Cartman: (while at Kenny's house) Where is the Nintendo?
Mr. McCormick: We don't have a Nintendo. We got a Coleco Vision plugged into the black and white TV.
Kyle: Oh my God, this is like a third-world country.