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Sharon Marsh is the lovely wife of Randy and the mother of Stan and the evil little Shelly.  Sharon and Randy have known each other since they were children and have had a happy marriage, save for a brief divorce the two had.  Sharon is identified by her short brown hair and supposed great sense of knockers.  Hey, the folks of South Park's words, not ours.

Sharon Marsh Quotes

Mrs. Marsh: You mean Stanley's missing?
Doctor: No, no, he's not missing. We justcan't seem to find him at this moment.

Randy: How does it feel to be a hundred and two, Paps?
Grandpa: Shoot me!
Sharon: Make a wish, Grandpa...
Grandpa: I wish I were dead!
Randy: That's our silly Grandpa!
Grandpa: I'm not kidding, God Dammit! I really want to die!

South Park Quotes

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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