Jay Harrington stars as the title character Ted Crisp on ABC's Better Off Ted. Ted is at the senior VP of R&D at the fictitious Veridian Dynamics. Ted is handsome, charming and damn good at his job. The only problem is Ted's ethical side sometimes gets in the way of his evil company's plots.
Ted is a single father raising his daughter alone because his wife left him to go be a hippie in Africa.
Janet: The company doesn't make mistakes.
Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday--the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit.
Ted: And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"?
Janet: That wasn't mandatory. Thank God.
Ted: Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.
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