Rita: Is that your condom? Brian: No, I mean I wasn't gonna use that on your daughter. I would not use a condom on your daughter. I mean I would if i was having sex with her, which I obviously would not do. I'm safe and all. I get AIDS test every three months. It's not because I have a lot of sex. I eat a lot of poo off the streets
Peter: Oh my god, Road House. I want to buy this Clerk: Great and as a bonus I'll throw in What Dreams May Come with Robin Williams. Peter: No thank you. Clerk: No charge. Peter: I do not want it. Clerk: But it's free, sir. Peter: If that DVD even touches Road House, I will kill you.