Eric Cartman Picture

A picture of Eric Cartman, one of the four children of South Park. Cartman is a bit of a fat ass.
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Crack Baby Athletic Association Picture

Cartman and Butters go to visit a crackhead. What? You can't have crack babies for a Crack Baby Athletic Association without them.
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Ass Burgers Picture

When Cartman has Asperger's Syndrome, he has his own way of dealing with the disorder. By calling it "Ass Burgers" and planting burgers in his butt of course.
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The Last of the Meheecans Picture

Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol on the upcoming South Park episode, "The Last of the Meheecans." Who better to stop Mexicans from crossing our border?
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Buy from Cartman!

Would you trust this man? Cartman makes his latest business pitch here via a TV show.
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Faith Hilling Scene

Questions about evolution and all of mankind are posed on the South Park episode "Faith Hilling."
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A South Park Easter

Cartman uses himself as a bait in this South Park scene. It's the show's homage to Easter.
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Cartman Sees the Future

Kyle tries to show Cartman his future at the local Walmart on South Park. "Raising the Bar" is the ninth episode of the show's 16th season.
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Cartman Security

Cartman installs a new home security system on South Park. "Insecurity" is the tenth episode of the show's 16th season.
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Cartman's Vote

Cartman tries to change the outcome of the election on the season finale of South Park. "Obama Wins!" is the 14th episode of the show's 16th season.
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Talking To Kyle - South Park

Cartman and Heidi decide they must talk to Kyle on South Park. "Fort Collins" is the sixth episode of the show's 20th season.
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On Mars - South Park

Cartman explains what will happen on Mars on South Park. "The End of Serialization As We Know It" is the tenth episode of the show's 20th season.
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South Park Quotes

(Pulls out an automatic) Hello girls! I'm the easter bunny!

Janet Reno

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.