The New Walden

How do you like your Walden Schmidt? With or without a lot of facial hair?
Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Premiere Pic

Michael Bolton makes his presence felt on the premiere of Two and a Half Men. The episode is titled "I Changed My Mind About the Milk."
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Alan in the Hospital

Walden pays his pal a visit in this scene from Two and a Half Men. Poor Alan just suffered a heart attack.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

The Two Men

He did it! Walden and Alan are their typical goofy selves in this scene from Two and a Half Men.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Hug

It's gonna be alright, Walden. Alan tries to comfort his pal in this Two and a Half Men scene.
Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Intimate Problems - Two and a Half Men

Walden has problems being intimate with women with Louis in the house on Two and a Half Men.
Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

A Mexican Flight

There's something unusual about this scene. Can you guess what it is? Yup. Walden is wearing a shirt.
Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Miley Cyrus on Two and a Half Men

Miley Cyrus guest stars here on Two and a Half Men. And shows some serious cleavage!
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Walden Meets a Girl

Hi, I'm Walden. Ashton Kutcher's character meets a British woman in this scene from Two and a Half Men.
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Walden's Dual Christmas

Walden continues to maintain his two separate identities throughout the holidays on Two and a Half Men. "Give Santa a Tail-Hole" is the 11th episode of the show's tenth season.
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Ashton Kutcher is Walden Schmidt

A picture of Ashton Kutcher as Walden Schmidt from the Two and a Half Men title sequence. He's an Internet billionaire.
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Rule Breaker - Two and a Half Men

Alan breaks Walden's rules in order to have Louis think he's cool on Two and a Half Men.
Rating: 2.8 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket