Trapped on Valentine's Day

These four are trapped inside together on Valentine's Day, not exactly the romantic plans any of them had in mind.
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Patton Oswalt on Two and a Half Men

Tension is high here on Two and a Half Men, as Patton Oswalt guest stars as Walden's ex-business partner.
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Jake and Eldridge and Walden

Walden hangs out here with Jake and Eldridge on an episode of Two and a Half Men.
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Walden's Alias

Alan helps Walden create an alias to meet woman who aren't interested in his money on Two and a Half Men. "One Nut Johnson" is the tenth episode of the show's tenth season.
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Walden's Lonely

Walden's loneliness at Valentine's Day leads him to ask Kate for a second chance on Two and a Half Men. "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby" is the 16th episode of the show's tenth season.
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Walden Meets His Ex

Walden runs into his ex-wife Bridget at a singles mixer on Two and a Half Men. "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries" is the 17th episode of the show's tenth season.
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Walden Went Too Far

Walden's partying goes too far on Two and a Half Men. "Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon" is the 19th episode of the show's tenth season.
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Tammy Is Furious

Tammy is furious with Jake when she finds out he's been cheating on her and with whom on Two and a Half Men. "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show" is the 20th episode of the show's tenth season.
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Walden's Plan

Walden comes up with a plan to cheer up Alan on Two and a Half Men. "Another Night with Neil Diamond" is the 21st episode of the show's tenth season.
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Walden's Attraction

What does it mean when Walden is more attracted to his girlfriend's grandmother than to her? Marilu Henner guest stars on the season finale Two and Half Men, "Cow, Prepare to Be Tipped"
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Amber Tamblyn on Two and a Half Men

Amber Tamblyn is new to Two and a Half Men. She made her debut on the Season 11 premiere.
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A Crowded House

Things get crowded at Walden's on Two and a Half Men. "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball" on the second episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: Unrated

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket