Handling Retirement

Can Walden and Alan handle things if Berta retires on Two and a Half Men. "The Unblessed Biscuit" is the third episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: Unrated

Walden Parties

Walden parties with Jenny and some of her friends on Two and a Half Men. "Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank" is the fourth episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: Unrated

Walden's Ideal Date

Is this woman Walden's ideal date on Two and a Half Men? "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie" is the seventh episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: Unrated

Walden & Rose

Walden must accept help from Rose thanks to Alan and Lyndsey on Two and a Half Men.
Rating: Unrated

The Accidental Date

Walden's date turns out to be accident prone on Two and a Half Men. "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer" is the ninth episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: Unrated

Walden's Master Plan

Walden helps Nicole with her project in the hopes that she'll have time to date him on Two and a Half Men. "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball" is the 12th episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: Unrated

A Man's Man

Walden tries to prove to the ladies that he can be a man's man on Two and a Half Men. "Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe" is the 14th episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: Unrated

Waiting For Lyndsey

Alan worries when he tells Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry on Two and a Half Men.
Rating: Unrated

Walden Gets an Invite

Walden is invited to his ex-girlfriend's boutique on Two and a Half Men. "West Side Story" is the 18th episode of the show's 11th seasaon.
Rating: Unrated

Walden's Issues

Walden has to confront his codependency issues on Two and a Half Men. "Lotta Delis in Little Armenia" is the 20th episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: Unrated

Walden's Road Trip

Walden, Jenny, and Barry head out on a road trip on Two and a Half Men. "Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot" is the 21st episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: Unrated

Walden and Alan Pic

Walden and Alan will be getting especially close on the final season of Two and a Half Men. They'll pose a gay couple.
Rating: Unrated

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket