Phil is used to an experiment for cryogenic freezing. Wow it looks a lot more painful than we thought it'd be.
Phil and Lem work together to work on Ted's idea to use this really uncomfortable fabric to make a chair. Hey, it's better than using it for breakfast meats.
Ted talks to his two favorite research scientists, Lem Hewitt and Phil Mymen in this scene from the pilot from Better Off Ted.
Is there anything the charming Ted Crisp can't do on Better Off Ted? Yeah, make ethically bad choices.
Although Ted initially convinced Phil to go ahead and take place in their cryogenic freezing experiment, he tries to talk him out of it the next day.

Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things


Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie