Looks like poor Phil still has that pesky little screaming problem he got from being cryogenically frozen by Veridian during the pilot.
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Veronica leads a Veridian Dynamics meeting to discuss their next food product, we're talking about a cow-less meat grown in a lab!
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Ted offers up a delicious fork-full of some lab-grown meat in which zero cows were involved. You just know it's gonna be delicious even if it's a little weird.
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Phil is used to an experiment for cryogenic freezing. Wow it looks a lot more painful than we thought it'd be.
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Phil and Lem work together to work on Ted's idea to use this really uncomfortable fabric to make a chair. Hey, it's better than using it for breakfast meats.
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Ted talks to his two favorite research scientists, Lem Hewitt and Phil Mymen in this scene from the pilot from Better Off Ted.
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Is there anything the charming Ted Crisp can't do on Better Off Ted? Yeah, make ethically bad choices.
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Although Ted initially convinced Phil to go ahead and take place in their cryogenic freezing experiment, he tries to talk him out of it the next day.
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Malcolm Barrett plays Lem Hewitt in ABC's new comedy, Better Off Ted. Lem is a research scientist at Veridian Dynamics and works with Phil.
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Jonathan Slavin plays Phil Mymen on ABC's off-the-wall office comedy, Better Off Ted. Phil is one of Ted's top research scientists.
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Andrea Anders stars as Linda Zwordling, one of Ted's co-workers at Veridian. Linda works in the testing department and is not sipping the company's koolaid.
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Portia de Rossi stars as Veronica Palmer on ABC's Better Off Ted. Veronica is Ted's direct superior and quite the attractive one at that.
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Better Off Ted Quotes

Janet: The company doesn't make mistakes.
Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday--the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit.
Ted: And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"?
Janet: That wasn't mandatory. Thank God.
Ted: Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

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