Linda writes a children's novel that features a Lemur that looks exactly like Phil.
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Ted and Veronica team up to use information from Rose to save people from needlessly getting fired.
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Lem ends up having an affair with his lawyer that's billing him by the hour. Good stuff always on Better Off Ted.
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Taye Diggs guest stars as Greg, Linda's perfect genetic match... until she finds out he's crazy and dresses as a bear in the park.
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Phil comes to investigate Ted's desk to see the results of their hair growth formula. Apparently it works a little too well and causes desks to grow hair.
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Dr. Bamba takes all the blame during a press conference in Better Off Ted. Bamba is their go-to scapegoat.
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Linda notices something dripping from the ceiling and when she realizes it's flammable and eating through her desk, she might want to report it.
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Ted channels his anger towards his ex-wife in his fight against the Groth in his medieval fight club he joined.
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Better Off Ted Quotes

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.
Ted: Then so do I. Because?
Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.
Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.
Veronica: Pie.
Ted: Halloween and pie