Linda writes a children's novel that features a Lemur that looks exactly like Phil.
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Ted and Veronica team up to use information from Rose to save people from needlessly getting fired.
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Lem ends up having an affair with his lawyer that's billing him by the hour. Good stuff always on Better Off Ted.
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Taye Diggs guest stars as Greg, Linda's perfect genetic match... until she finds out he's crazy and dresses as a bear in the park.
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Phil comes to investigate Ted's desk to see the results of their hair growth formula. Apparently it works a little too well and causes desks to grow hair.
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Dr. Bamba takes all the blame during a press conference in Better Off Ted. Bamba is their go-to scapegoat.
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Linda notices something dripping from the ceiling and when she realizes it's flammable and eating through her desk, she might want to report it.
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Ted channels his anger towards his ex-wife in his fight against the Groth in his medieval fight club he joined.
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Better Off Ted Quotes

Janet: The company doesn't make mistakes.
Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday--the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit.
Ted: And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"?
Janet: That wasn't mandatory. Thank God.
Ted: Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.

Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things

Ted