Phil comes to investigate Ted's desk to see the results of their hair growth formula. Apparently it works a little too well and causes desks to grow hair.
Okay, people, we need to turn this simple festive gourd into a killer. I've asked Dr. Bamba to take a look at how Nature does it, because Nature is a fantastic killer of things
Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin. Ted: Then so do I. Because? Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies. Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween. Veronica: Pie. Ted: Halloween and pie
