The Seinfeld gang attempts to see a movie together andkeeps missing each other.
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George questions his sexuality when "it" moves while getting a massage from a man in "The Note."
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Jerry compliments Jack's astronaut pen that can write upside down and it becomes a scandal in "The Pen."
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Elaine tries to help the boys get back their pilot by getting an NBC executive to stare at her cleavage. It made sense in the episode.
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The show about nothing tried to make itself about something on the series finale. Big mistake.
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George, Jerry and Elaine attempt to have dinner at a chinese restaurant without reservations.
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George comes back from the hospital with bad news after visiting his friend at the hospital... the news being about his stock tip of course.
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Jerry and the gang volunteer to spend time with old people. Jerry's ends up being a selfish old man.
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Elaine is less than pleased with the noises when Kramer dates her roommate in "The Truth."
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When Jerry takes away his spare keys from Kramer, Cosmo takes off on an adventure to California to become an actor on "The Keys."
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The Bubble Boy ends up strangling George over a board game on Seinfeld.
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A picture of Jerry holding the infamous Pez Dispenser that caused a breakup on Seinfeld.
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Seinfeld Quotes

Kramer goes to a Fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass backwards in the money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; now that's a fantasy camp.

George

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.