A picture of Cosmo Kramer, Jerry's whacky neighbor on Seinfeld.
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A picture of Elain Benes, the only female member of Jerry's friends on Seinfeld. She's also his ex-girlfriend.
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Elaine tries to help the boys get back their pilot by getting an NBC executive to stare at her cleavage. It made sense in the episode.
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The Seinfeld gang attempts to see a movie together andkeeps missing each other.
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The show about nothing tried to make itself about something on the series finale. Big mistake.
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George comes back from the hospital with bad news after visiting his friend at the hospital... the news being about his stock tip of course.
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After quitting his job, George tries to go back into work as if nothing happened.
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George, Jerry and Elaine attempt to have dinner at a chinese restaurant without reservations.
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A picture of Jerry holding the infamous Pez Dispenser that caused a breakup on Seinfeld.
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When Jerry takes away his spare keys from Kramer, Cosmo takes off on an adventure to California to become an actor on "The Keys."
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At dinner at his aunt's house, Jerry makes an offhand comment about hating anyone that grew up with a pony.
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The Seinfeld gang all agrees to a contest to see who can go the longest without masturbating.
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Seinfeld Quotes

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.