After Jerry gets robbed when Kramer leaves his door open, he decides to move.
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A poster of the Seinfeld cast doing its thing.
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The Seinfeld gang finds itself in a limousine when George pretends to be some kind named O'Brian in "The Limo."
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A picture from the Seinfeld episode, "The Airport," of Jerry and Elaine.
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What are Jerry and George talking about in this Seinfeld scene? Nothing, obviously!
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George thinks his girlfriend is perfect... other than her nose in the Seinfeld episode, "The Nose Job."
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George questions his sexuality when "it" moves while getting a massage from a man in "The Note."
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In "The Outing," everyone thinks George and Jerry are gay.
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Seinfeld Quotes

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.