Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor's office on Seinfeld.
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Jerry and George break into George's girlfriend's house in order to intercept some angry voicemail messages he left her.
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A poster of the Seinfeld cast doing its thing.
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Jerry and George board a plane to go find Kramer in LA... plus for Jerry to appear on The Tonight Show.
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The Seinfeld gang finds itself in a limousine when George pretends to be some kind named O'Brian in "The Limo."
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The Seinfeld gang all has their own individual unique adventures on "The Subway."
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Jerry pretends to suffocate George with a pillow at the hospital.
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George thinks his girlfriend is perfect... other than her nose in the Seinfeld episode, "The Nose Job."
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Seinfeld Quotes

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"

Kramer goes to a Fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass backwards in the money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; now that's a fantasy camp.

George