Jerry and George break into George's girlfriend's house in order to intercept some angry voicemail messages he left her.
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In "The Outing," everyone thinks George and Jerry are gay.
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Jerry gets stranded at a party with these two lovely hosts when George leaves him and Elaine at a party in "The Stranded."
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Jerry compliments Jack's astronaut pen that can write upside down and it becomes a scandal in "The Pen."
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Jerry's model girlfriend thinks she saw him pick his nose in "The Pick." You be the judge.
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Morty thinks his wallet was stolen at the doctor's office on Seinfeld.
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Keith Hernandez guest stars on Seinfeld as himself and goes on a date with Elaine during "The Boyfriend."
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Jerry pretends to suffocate George with a pillow at the hospital.
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A picture of the infamous Kramer portrait by Jerry's girlfriend, Nina. It's known as "The Kramer."
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Jerry tries to give advice to an unsuccessful restaurant owner in "The Cafe."
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All Susan wanted from her parents' cabin were letters written by John Cheever that end up revealing an affair between him and her father.
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Elaine tries to help the boys get back their pilot by getting an NBC executive to stare at her cleavage. It made sense in the episode.
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Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

I can't get a massage from a man.

George