Newman drags Kramer in his troubles as he makes him a witness in his speeding ticket case.
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Jerry discovers he's dating a virgin, Marla (Jane Leeves).
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A picture of Russell, the NBC executive that becomes obsessed with Elaine and ultimately ends Jerry and George's pilot.
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In "The Outing," everyone thinks George and Jerry are gay.
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The guys head to California to pick up Kramer in the two part season four premiere of Seinfeld.
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Jerry attempts to "dump" an old childhood friend, Joel, he no longer has anything in common with.
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Only Seinfeld could make an adventure out of trying to find a car in "The Parking Garage."
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Jerry compliments Jack's astronaut pen that can write upside down and it becomes a scandal in "The Pen."
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After Jerry gets robbed when Kramer leaves his door open, he decides to move.
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A picture from the pilot of Seinfeld in which Jerry tries to figure out if a girl's intentions are platonic or romantic.
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Jerry tries to turn his jacket inside-out to protect it from the snow, but thinks he'll look like an idiot.
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George questions his sexuality when "it" moves while getting a massage from a man in "The Note."
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Seinfeld Quotes

Let's face it, a date is a job interview that lasts all night. The difference between a date and job interview is not many interviews is there a chance you'll end up naked at the end.

Jerry

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.