A picture of Cosmo Kramer, Jerry's whacky neighbor on Seinfeld.
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Jerry convinces George to break up with his girlfriend, Marlene, only to end up dating her himself!
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At dinner at his aunt's house, Jerry makes an offhand comment about hating anyone that grew up with a pony.
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Jerry tries to turn his jacket inside-out to protect it from the snow, but thinks he'll look like an idiot.
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Jerry and George break into George's girlfriend's house in order to intercept some angry voicemail messages he left her.
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After hearing about an opening in his apartment building, Jerry immediately notifies Elaine.
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Jerry inherits a statue that looks exactly like one George's family had before he broke it.
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A poster of the Seinfeld cast doing its thing.
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Seinfeld Quotes

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George

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"