A picture of Cosmo Kramer, Jerry's whacky neighbor on Seinfeld.
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Jerry convinces George to break up with his girlfriend, Marlene, only to end up dating her himself!
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At dinner at his aunt's house, Jerry makes an offhand comment about hating anyone that grew up with a pony.
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Jerry tries to turn his jacket inside-out to protect it from the snow, but thinks he'll look like an idiot.
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Jerry and George break into George's girlfriend's house in order to intercept some angry voicemail messages he left her.
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After hearing about an opening in his apartment building, Jerry immediately notifies Elaine.
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A picture from the pilot of Seinfeld in which Jerry tries to figure out if a girl's intentions are platonic or romantic.
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Jerry inherits a statue that looks exactly like one George's family had before he broke it.
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Seinfeld Quotes

Kramer: THE BEACH!!! (enters the apartment) You smell like the beach. What's the name of that perfume you're wearing?
Tia: It's Ocean by CALVIN KLEIN.
Kramer: CALVIN KLEIN? No, no. That's my idea. They, they stole my idea. Y'see I had the idea of a cologne that makes you smell like you just came from the beach.
Jerry: I know look at this (shows an ad from CK)
Kramer: (shocked) Whooo! That's you! What is going on here? The gyp, he laughs at me then he steals my idea. I could have been a millionaire. I could have been a fragrance millionaire, Jerry. They're not going to get away with this. (leaves)

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