A picture of Cosmo Kramer, Jerry's whacky neighbor on Seinfeld.
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Jerry convinces George to break up with his girlfriend, Marlene, only to end up dating her himself!
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At dinner at his aunt's house, Jerry makes an offhand comment about hating anyone that grew up with a pony.
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Jerry tries to turn his jacket inside-out to protect it from the snow, but thinks he'll look like an idiot.
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Jerry and George break into George's girlfriend's house in order to intercept some angry voicemail messages he left her.
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After hearing about an opening in his apartment building, Jerry immediately notifies Elaine.
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A picture from the pilot of Seinfeld in which Jerry tries to figure out if a girl's intentions are platonic or romantic.
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Jerry inherits a statue that looks exactly like one George's family had before he broke it.
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Seinfeld Quotes

George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That's true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: It's all politics.
Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.

Punk Dude: Hey Kramer, have you ever killed a man?!
Kramer: What do you think Junior? You think these hands - they've been soaking in Ivory Liquid?