A picture of Cosmo Kramer, Jerry's whacky neighbor on Seinfeld.
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Jerry convinces George to break up with his girlfriend, Marlene, only to end up dating her himself!
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At dinner at his aunt's house, Jerry makes an offhand comment about hating anyone that grew up with a pony.
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Jerry tries to turn his jacket inside-out to protect it from the snow, but thinks he'll look like an idiot.
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Jerry and George break into George's girlfriend's house in order to intercept some angry voicemail messages he left her.
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After hearing about an opening in his apartment building, Jerry immediately notifies Elaine.
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Jerry inherits a statue that looks exactly like one George's family had before he broke it.
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A poster of the Seinfeld cast doing its thing.
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Seinfeld Quotes

Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.
Jerry: Svengali.
Elaine: What did I say?
Jerry: Svenjolly.
Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.
Jerry: George?
George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)
Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.
Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

I can't get a massage from a man.

George