Jerry tries to stop Babu from being deported during the Seinfeld episode, "The Visa."
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Elaine tries to help the boys get back their pilot by getting an NBC executive to stare at her cleavage. It made sense in the episode.
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In "The Outing," everyone thinks George and Jerry are gay.
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Jerry and the gang volunteer to spend time with old people. Jerry's ends up being a selfish old man.
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Teri Hatcher guest stars on Seinfeld as Jerry's girlfriend, Sidra. "They're real and they're fantastic!"
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Jerry and Kramer watch an operation and Cosmo manages to slip a mint into the guy's body.
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Jerry's car starts to smell after a stinky valet drives it in "The Smelly Car."
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When Kramer falls for the handicap woman that George caused injury to, he buys her a used wheelchair.
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A picture the Seinfeld season four episode, "The Pilot" where Jerry and George begin casting.
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A picture of Russell, the NBC executive that becomes obsessed with Elaine and ultimately ends Jerry and George's pilot.
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What are Jerry and George talking about in this Seinfeld scene? Nothing, obviously!
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The show about nothing tried to make itself about something on the series finale. Big mistake.
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Seinfeld Quotes

I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!

George

George: Why don't they have salsa on the table?
Jerry: What do you need salsa for?
George: Salsa is now the number one condiment in America.
Jerry: You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do you have any salsa?" We need more salsa." "Where's the salsa? No salsa?"
George: You know, it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"
Jerry: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa?! You have the seltzer after the salsa!"