Jerry tries to stop Babu from being deported during the Seinfeld episode, "The Visa."
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Elaine tries to help the boys get back their pilot by getting an NBC executive to stare at her cleavage. It made sense in the episode.
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In "The Outing," everyone thinks George and Jerry are gay.
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Jerry and the gang volunteer to spend time with old people. Jerry's ends up being a selfish old man.
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Teri Hatcher guest stars on Seinfeld as Jerry's girlfriend, Sidra. "They're real and they're fantastic!"
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Jerry and Kramer watch an operation and Cosmo manages to slip a mint into the guy's body.
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Jerry's car starts to smell after a stinky valet drives it in "The Smelly Car."
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When Kramer falls for the handicap woman that George caused injury to, he buys her a used wheelchair.
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A picture the Seinfeld season four episode, "The Pilot" where Jerry and George begin casting.
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A picture of Russell, the NBC executive that becomes obsessed with Elaine and ultimately ends Jerry and George's pilot.
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What are Jerry and George talking about in this Seinfeld scene? Nothing, obviously!
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The show about nothing tried to make itself about something on the series finale. Big mistake.
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Seinfeld Quotes

I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!


George: I like sports. I could do something in sports.
Jerry: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. In what capacity?
George: You know, like the general manager of a baseball team or something.
Jerry: Yeah. Well, that - that could be tough to get.
George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.
George: What about that?
Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
George: Well, that's really not fair.
Jerry: I know. Well, okay. Okay. What else do you like?
George: Movies. I like to watch movies.
Jerry: Yeah. Yeah.
George: Do they pay people to watch movies?
Jerry: Projectionists.
George: That's true.
Jerry: But you gotta know how to work the projector.
George: Right.
Jerry: And it's probably a union thing.
George: (scoffs) Those unions. (sighs) Okay. Sports, movies what about a talk show host?
Jerry: Talk show host. That's good.
George: I think I'd be good at that. I talk to people all the time. Someone even told me once they thought I'd be a good talk show host.
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. A couple of people. I don't get that, though. Where do you start?
Jerry: Well, that's where it gets tricky.
George: You can't just walk into a building and say "I wanna be a talk show host".
Jerry: I wouldn't think so.
George: It's all politics.
Jerry: All right, okay. Sports, movies, talk show host. What else?
George: This could have been a huge mistake.
Jerry: Well, it doesn't sound like you completely thought this through.