Cartman and his hand puppet, Mitch Connor, attempt to find out Cartman's father's true identity in the South Park episode, "201."

South Park Season 14 Episode 6 Quotes

Watching porn isn't like doing coke you fag.

Jesus (to Buddha)

Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry, Eric.
Cartman (as Mitch Connor): Sorry is a four letter word with a y on the end that doesn't mean anything to this kid.