Cartman struggles as he's stuck learning to swim during "Summer Sucks."
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Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comic while the boys are stuck in the bus at the edge of a cliff.
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The boys try and make up a news story about "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" to get back at Jimbo and Ned for lying.
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The school nurse has a very rare disease in which she has a conjoined fetus attached to her head. Hence a silly named episode.
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The boys help Ike escape when they think a circumcision means the end of Ike's penis.
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Respect my Authority! Cartman takes over patrolling the streets when Officer Barbrady resigns.
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We resume back to find out who Cartman's father is only for Mephisto to be shot!
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It's up to Terrance and Phillip to save both Terrance's little daughter and their country, Canada.
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South Park Quotes

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

James Cameron

Love is like taking a dump, Butters. Sometimes it works itself out. But sometimes, you need to give it a nice hard slimy push.

Cartman