Cartman struggles as he's stuck learning to swim during "Summer Sucks."
Ms. Crabtree becomes a famous stand-up comic while the boys are stuck in the bus at the edge of a cliff.
The boys try and make up a news story about "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka" to get back at Jimbo and Ned for lying.
The school nurse has a very rare disease in which she has a conjoined fetus attached to her head. Hence a silly named episode.
The boys help Ike escape when they think a circumcision means the end of Ike's penis.
Respect my Authority! Cartman takes over patrolling the streets when Officer Barbrady resigns.
We resume back to find out who Cartman's father is only for Mephisto to be shot!
It's up to Terrance and Phillip to save both Terrance's little daughter and their country, Canada.

South Park Quotes

Chinpokomon Executive: You are American.
South Park Toy Store Owner: Yes.
Chinpokomon Executive: Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Excuse me, I was just asking you what your up to with these toys.
Chinpokomon Executive: Nothing, we are very simple people with very small penis. Mr. Hosik's penis is especially small!
Mr. Hosik: So small.
Chinpokomon Executive: We cannot achieve so much with such small penis, but you American wow, penis so big, so big penis!
South Park Toy Store Owner: Well aah I guess it is pretty good size.

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