That was the theme of this Simpsons episode. A funny episode, at that.
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Homer tried. Marge, give him some credit for that at least.
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Great play on words as always. Bad Santa as always!
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It's a typical thing in Springfield.
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Homer as the ice cream man. The show will never end because it will never run out of scenarios.
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Who knew Moe had the written word so deeply embedded in his veins?
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Hilarity ensues when Homer joins the Army. National security? Not so much.
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Please Homer! Show mercy!
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Mr. Burns: Oh, and one more thing: you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
Smithers Actually sir, we found the jade monkey. It was in your glove compartment.
Mr. Burns: And the road maps, and ice scraper?
Smithers: They were in there too, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent! It's all falling into place...