That was the theme of this Simpsons episode. A funny episode, at that.
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Homer tried. Marge, give him some credit for that at least.
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Great play on words as always. Bad Santa as always!
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It's a typical thing in Springfield.
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Homer as the ice cream man. The show will never end because it will never run out of scenarios.
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Who knew Moe had the written word so deeply embedded in his veins?
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Hilarity ensues when Homer joins the Army. National security? Not so much.
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Please Homer! Show mercy!
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The Simpsons Quotes

Marge: Tomorrow night, it might be nice to go out for dinner.
Homer: Tomorrow night? Friday? Pork chop night? Marge! We haven't missed pork chop night since the great pig scare in '87!

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart