Who knew Moe had the written word so deeply embedded in his veins?
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Hilarity ensues when Homer joins the Army. National security? Not so much.
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Please Homer! Show mercy!
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Never thought we'd see it either.
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Homer taking over as a mob boss? We thought we'd seen it all.
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It's all about Lisa on the 19th season finale of The Simpsons.
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Mona returns and passes away on this episode of The Simpsons.
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Lisa enters a film in the vaunted Sundance festival. Bart and Homer aren't pleased as to its content.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!