Charlie sits around drinking whiskey with the guys as they reminisce about their sexual exploits with women, even if two of those guys (Herb and Alan) share the same woman for most of their stories.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie meets his new neighbor, former NFL player, Jerome "Mad Dog." Jerome has a cute daughter, Celeste, that Jake seems very into and her very into him.. for reasons unknown.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie and Chelsea watch a game of basketball and discuss Chelsea going to her ex-mother-in-law's funeral and spending the night with her ex-husband. Enter the jealousy!
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jake is dating a nine year old at school in order to get her help on his math homework. Here he is on the phone with her with Charlie in the background.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie finds out that Jake's old teachr, Ms. Pasternak has become a stripper after her fling with him.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie plays the piano while Alan sings some classic holiday songs and looks like embarrassing Evelyn in the process.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
No, we don't care if Jake and Eldridge choose Dumbass for the name of their YouTube show. They'll always be the Assketeeers to us.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie Harper is played by Charlie Sheen. No matter what personal problems this guy has, the public keeps tuning in to his sitcom.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: Oh, try MalibuPuddingGirls.com.
Alan: Pudding Girls?
Charlie: Trust me.
Alan: Oh ... ew.

Chelsea: I just think it's ridiculous that we're engaged and we're not living together
Charlie: Well excuse me for being old fashioned. I'm just not comfortable with us living in sin
Chelsea: So you think we should stop having sex?
Charlie: No no, it's not the sin I object to, it's the living in it