Charlie sits around drinking whiskey with the guys as they reminisce about their sexual exploits with women, even if two of those guys (Herb and Alan) share the same woman for most of their stories.
Charlie meets his new neighbor, former NFL player, Jerome "Mad Dog." Jerome has a cute daughter, Celeste, that Jake seems very into and her very into him.. for reasons unknown.
Jake is dating a nine year old at school in order to get her help on his math homework. Here he is on the phone with her with Charlie in the background.
Charlie and Chelsea watch a game of basketball and discuss Chelsea going to her ex-mother-in-law's funeral and spending the night with her ex-husband. Enter the jealousy!
Jake: If drinking makes you feel bad, why do you drink? Charlie: Nobody likes a smart ass, kid. Jake: You have to put a dollar in the swear jar. You said "ass." Charlie: Tell you what. Here's a twenty. That ought to cover me until lunch
Woman [to Charlie about Jake]: You guys are really great together. Charlie: Thanks. Woman: Your wife must be proud. Charlie: Oh, no, I'm not married. Woman: Too bad. Charlie: Wow, you're even better than a dog
