Charlie sits around drinking whiskey with the guys as they reminisce about their sexual exploits with women, even if two of those guys (Herb and Alan) share the same woman for most of their stories.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie meets his new neighbor, former NFL player, Jerome "Mad Dog." Jerome has a cute daughter, Celeste, that Jake seems very into and her very into him.. for reasons unknown.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie plays the piano while Alan sings some classic holiday songs and looks like embarrassing Evelyn in the process.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie and Chelsea watch a game of basketball and discuss Chelsea going to her ex-mother-in-law's funeral and spending the night with her ex-husband. Enter the jealousy!
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jake is dating a nine year old at school in order to get her help on his math homework. Here he is on the phone with her with Charlie in the background.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie finds out that Jake's old teachr, Ms. Pasternak has become a stripper after her fling with him.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie Sheen poses here for a CBS promotional photo. The troubled actor has starred on Two and a Half Men for years.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alan goes to sleep wearing matching pajamas with his ventriloquist doll. Yeah, Alan's not lonely or anything.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie