Charlie sits around drinking whiskey with the guys as they reminisce about their sexual exploits with women, even if two of those guys (Herb and Alan) share the same woman for most of their stories.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie meets his new neighbor, former NFL player, Jerome "Mad Dog." Jerome has a cute daughter, Celeste, that Jake seems very into and her very into him.. for reasons unknown.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jake is dating a nine year old at school in order to get her help on his math homework. Here he is on the phone with her with Charlie in the background.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie and Chelsea watch a game of basketball and discuss Chelsea going to her ex-mother-in-law's funeral and spending the night with her ex-husband. Enter the jealousy!
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie plays the piano while Alan sings some classic holiday songs and looks like embarrassing Evelyn in the process.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie finds out that Jake's old teachr, Ms. Pasternak has become a stripper after her fling with him.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie Sheen poses here for a CBS promotional photo. The troubled actor has starred on Two and a Half Men for years.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
No, we don't care if Jake and Eldridge choose Dumbass for the name of their YouTube show. They'll always be the Assketeeers to us.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Judith: Don't you think you've had enough to drink at the magic show, Evelyn?
Evelyn: Excuse me, darling, but some of us deal with our boredom and depression the old-fashioned, non-prescription way

Evelyn: I'm deeply hurt.
Alan: With me or Charlie?
Evelyn: Charlie.
Alan: Great, come on in