Charlie and Berta Relax

Charlie and Berta sit down on the couch to watch some television and relax while Alan cooks.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rose Returns

Rose returns to Two and a Half Men during the eight season to stalk Charlie and possibly ruin his relationship with Michelle (Liz Vassey).
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake Making Out

Jake makes out with a girl on Charlie's couch in "Springtime on a Stick."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Proposes

After Chelsea accidentally swallows Charlie's engagement ring at dinner, Charlie tries to propose to Chelsea without a ring in order to hear her say, "I love you."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Moustache Pic

A picture of Charlie Harper rocking a moustache while stalking his ex-fiancee, Chelsea.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie and Russell the Pharamacist

Another picture of Charlie and his neighbor pharmacist, Russell (Martin Mull). What can we say, we're huge fans of Martin Mull.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Guys in the Kitchen

Charlie and Jake come to join Alan in the kitchen while he prepares the Christmas feast.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alan Helps Chelsea

When Chelsea has back problems, Alan, as a chiropractor, helps Chelsea and goes so far as to suggest a boob reduction.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Waffles Picture

A picture of Charlie as Charlie Waffles, the name of the character he uses when he does children's songs.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Meet the Parents

Despite his best attempts to avoid meeting Chelsea's parents, he finds them in his living room.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alan's Kayak

Alan brings a nice kayak into the house and ends up smashing a few windows along the way. Putz.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Giving a Massage

Alan ends up giving a little inappropriate massage to an older, lonely red head (Frances Fisher).
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket