Setting Up Mom

Charlie and Alan set their mother up with Russell, the pharmacist, on "Springtime on a Stick."
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Evelyn and Her Sons

Evelyn comes by to do a huge favor and help her sons, Charlie and Alan restore the balance of power in their home. They sold their souls.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

First Day of School

Jake heads to school for his first day of junior high during the season five premiere of Two and a Half Men.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rose Takes Care of Charlie

Rose comes back from England and plays nurse to Charlie when he becomes ill.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alan Moves Out

Charlie is more than happy to say goodbye to his brother as Alan moves out of the beach house.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie and Eddie Van Halen

Charlie learns from Eddie Van Halen, in a fantastic cameo, that the artist always brings a guitar into the bathroom in case he gets inspired. What's not explained is how his electric guitar produced such an awesome riff without an amp.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Evelyn and Marty

Evelyn invites legendary television producer, Marty Pepper (played by guest star Carl Reiner) to their Christmas dinner. He looks thrilled.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Pest Guy

The pest guy that stops by Judith's house sure does seem to look more like Jake than Alan does.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emilio Estevez on Two and a Half Men

Emilio Estevez stops by and guest stars on his brother's sitcom as a friend of Charlie's.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alan as Charlie

Alan pretends to be Charlie and the owner of the most wonderful life on Two and a Half Men.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alan, Charlie and Jake Promo

An early season one / two era promotional shot of Alan, Charlie and Jake from CBS' hit sitcom Two and a Half Man.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Herb is Kicked Out

When Herb gets kick out of Judith's, Alan ends up sleeping with his ex-wife.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Jake: Can I go back to mom's tomorrow?
Alan: Why?
Jake: I want to hang out with my friends.
Alan: What, all of a sudden your father's not good enough for you?
Jake: It's not "all of a sudden."

Alan: Since when do you have a wet suit?
Charlie: Since I moved to the beach and noticed it was full of hot surfer chicks. If I lived next to Jellystone Park I'd have a bear suit and a picnic basket