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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 Quotes

I tried, [the beard] grew in patchy. I looked like a possum on chemo.

Alan

When I was married to judith it was my choice to get a vasectomy, new kitchen, and a labradoodle with a diarrhea.

Alan
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