Jake brings home his much older girlfriend on Two and a Half Men. "Paint It, Pierce It, or Plug It" is the 15th episode of the show's tenth season.

Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 15 Quotes

Tammy: I do not want to be the cause of any estrangement between you and your father.
Jake: To be fair, my father was already "estrange" before you met him.

Alan: It is time for dinner, we are eating gnocchi, Jake is cooking things he can spell
Walden: What's for dessert? Cake?

Alan: Pie.