Two and a Half Men

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You name a body part, I can paint it, pierce it or plug it.

Tammy

Alan: It is time for dinner, we are eating gnocchi, Jake is cooking things he can spell
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Walden: What's for dessert? Cake?

Alan: Pie.

Tammy: I do not want to be the cause of any estrangement between you and your father.
Jake: To be fair, my father was already "estrange" before you met him.

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