Two and a Half Men Season 10 Episode 15: "Paint It, Pierce It, or Plug It" Quotes
You name a body part, I can paint it, pierce it or plug it.
Tammy
Alan: It is time for dinner, we are eating gnocchi, Jake is cooking things he can spell
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Walden: What's for dessert? Cake?

Alan: Pie.
Tammy: I do not want to be the cause of any estrangement between you and your father.
Jake:Â To be fair, my father was already "estrange" before you met him.
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