Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It, or Plug It" Quotes
Tammy: You name a body part, I can paint it, pierce it or plug it.
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Alan: It is time for dinner, we are eating gnocchi, Jake is cooking things he can spell .
Walden: What's for dessert? Cake?
Alan: Pie.
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Tammy: I do not want to be the cause of any estrangement between you and your father.
Jake: To be fair, my father was already "estrange" before you met him.
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