Charlie tries to calm his older girlfriend, Angie (Susan Blakely) down as she hits the booze.
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When Jake has a book report to do and keeps losing the book, Alan tries to get his son to get his work done.
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In a parody of CSI, there's a murder investigation on Two and a Half Men and everyone's a suspect.
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Charlie and Alan attend the wedding rehearsal of Evelyn and her fiance, Teddy.
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Charlie goes to therapy where he discovers he missed Mia, the one who got away.
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When Alan can't stand the idea of getting emotionally involved with another woman, he has Charlie hire him a prostitute.
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Charlie and Alan show up to pick up Jake from Judith's.
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Rose comes back from England and plays nurse to Charlie when he becomes ill.
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When Alan needs to dump a girl he seeks advice from the master himself, Charlie.
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Alan thinks he's racing in the Tour De France when he goes for a bike ride.
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Charlie gets closer with his future step sister, Courtney (Jenny McCarthy).
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A picture of Charlie as Charlie Waffles, the name of the character he uses when he does children's songs.
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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Quotes

Charlie: Hey, Berta, how have you been washing my underwear?
Berta: Like I do everything else around here: with a song on my lips and love in my heart.
Charlie: I'm serious. I got a rash in my, you know, private area.
Berta: Private? You get any more traffic down there, you're gonna have to open a Starbucks.

Alan: You sure it's just a rash?
Charlie: What else could it be?
Alan: Uh, well, since we are talking about your private area, it could be anything from Ebola to mad cow disease.
Charlie: You get Ebola from monkeys, right?
Alan: Right.
Charlie: It's just a rash.