And you know what, J.D.? I'm worried, 'cause I think this marria...
Dan: And you know what, J.D.? I'm worried, 'cause I think this marriage might actually stick. Unlike Mom and Dad, who tried to solve everything with sex.
J.D.: They did?
Dan: Oh, yeah, yeah. Matter of fact, the only reason you were born is 'cause Mom bounced a check at the market.
J.D.: Oh, that's great! I guess you're only here because Mom wrecked the car?
Dan: No, they wanted me.
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- Character:
- J.D.
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5: "My Brother, Where Art Thou?"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- J.D. Quotes, Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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