How I Met Your Mother

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Clint: But you have your own sexual memories with your mom, don't you? Exiting her womb, receiving her milk. You get me, don't you.
Ted: Please don't.


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How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 20 Quotes

[to Ted] Your mom and I got to second base.

Barney

Barney: She's a cougar, Ted!
Robin: I thought you said you can't be a cougar if you're over 50.
Barney: She's a Mellencamp.