NCIS
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Senior: They took her fingerprints and I'm hoping that Abby can find a match.
Tony: Dad that's very commendable but you can't ask Abby to break agency rules for a personal favor.
Abby: We got a hit.
Tony: You ran the prints?
Abby: Of course, I did, Tony. Poor homeless woman in need of medical care? That's a no-brainer.
Tony: Okay but I guess I won't be able to tell you the middle name McGee's been holding out on us.
Abby: Farragut.
Tony: Does everybody know?
Abby: Luca, this is very special Agent Tony DiNozzo. Tony, this is my little brother Luca.
Tony: It's nice to meet you, Luca. You're under arrest.
Abby: She's a sleeper agent. And she's using you.
Luca: Well she must have a good reason.
Abby: We are going after whoever murdered those people.
Luca: It wasn't her.
Abby: After the last few days, how can you say that?
Luca: Innocent until proven guilty. You taught me that. Mom and Dad too. Three years ago, when you told me we were adopted, it all made sense. That's why we are who we are, you and me. Our family takes people in and helps them, sight unseen. And I need you to accept me, sunshine, unicorn farts and al
Abby: You forget about South Sudan, mister. You're not going anywhere.
Gibbs: Abby--
Abby: Don't Abby me. You collapsed in the squad room, Gibbs. What part of that is okay with you?
Gibbs: Were you there? I did not collapse.
Bishop: Yeah, you kind of did, Gibbs.
Gibbs: Aw swell. Where's DiNozzo? Where's McGee? Let's bring the whole gang in here.
Dear noble eastern white pine. Thank you for your brave sacrifice. And Tony is very sorry that he attacked you with his knife. And we promise that we will find and punish the person that shot you. The end.
This is my whole world. Can you imagine if I messed up? What that really means? It means that innocent people went to jail because of me. Because of my mistakes.
McGee: That's actually really interesting what he was doing.
Tony: Not really, McNerd. What is interesting is that the fact that his CO says he's been divorced three times, has no friends or family that still talks to him.
Gibbs: Yeah.
Man I picked a bad day for a field trip.
Brown: You have a fire starter kit in your heel?
Abby: You don't?
Cook: What are you doing?
Abby: Re-negotiating. This is a canister of DX7 gas. If I release it in this room, we'll all be dead in ten seconds.
Brown: What...that's not a smoke bomb?
Abby: Put down your weapons.
Cook: You're bluffing.
Abby: You're going to kill the hostages no matter what I do. No witnesses - I heard you say it. If my life can save theirs, I'm down, 100%.
