Favorite Adam Braverman Quotes
Adam: Should I or should I not tell Kristina.
Crosby: Well, yeah, of course you should tell Kristina. She's gonna love this story. You can walk her through why you were at her place and how soft her lips were and whether or not you got aroused downstairs...and she's probably feeling great about herself post baby, so I think this will go over great. But, you'll be guilt free and she'll spiral into a dark depression.
Kristina: Did you stop the kiss?
Adam: Yes!
Kristina: Did you? How did you do that?
Adam: How long are you going to be mad at me?
Kristina: I don't know.
Max: I got to ride in a cop car. It was pretty fun.
Adam: Welcome home to the adventurer!
Makeup Man: This little crease will not go away.
Adam: Okay, are we about done?
Makeup Man: No, no. You have a very shiny T-Zone. We're just getting started. It's a lot of work, all right?
Crosby: You know I always tell him he should exfoliate and he just won't listen to me.
You know, I was only screwing around when I said music saved my life. That's not the truth. You did.
Kristina: You shouldn't have called those kids losers.
Adam: I know.
Kristina: They're not losers. They're jackasses.
As my brother said, The Luncheonette is not for sale. Thank you though.
Jasmine: What about the tape? What happens if it rains?
Adam: It's duct tape. It's not going to rain through duct tape. It's magic tape.
I have a feeling Hugh Jest, Seymour Butts and Re Tard didn't sign the other kids petitions.
Max: You're both fascists. It's unfair. I'm reporting you both to the House Un-American Activities Commission.
Adam: Yeah, well, you're going to have a hard time getting in touch with them because the House Un-American Activities Committee was disbanded for being un-American!
Adam: I'm sure he's going to be fine, honey. Crosby said he was going to 'totes' handle it.
Kristina: I don't know what that means, 'totes' handle it.
