Amanda Tanen Quotes
Alexis: If anything should ever happen to Nick, you're next in line.
Amanda: You mean like if he falls down the stairs?
Alexis: Actually I was thinking more like if he got married and moved away. But I like your ambition.
Just wanted to let you know that Nick left. Something about cheerleading finals on TV... and cocaine
Nick Pepper: Where do they keep the menus?
Amanda: Uh, do I look like I eat?
Nick Pepper: Well some of us do and have to work late. You would understand if you had something to do besides putting on lipstick
Amanda: Oh, and some of us should look into powdering our brown nose
[Betty and Christina walk by Amanda dressed for the club]
Amanda: Oh look, its Scary Bradshaw and a side of potatoes
Christina: Guess what Amanda, Betty wears the same size shoe as you
Marc [about Nick Pepper]: He hasn't even been here long enough for us to figure out why we hate him
Amanda: I know why, because he's a suck up and he won't sleep with me
Marc: Me neither
[Marc knocks on wood]
I want a career I can be proud of and a door I can close when I want to take a nap
Wow they're even bigger than I remember!
Amanda
[Amanda corrects eyebrows in sketch]
Marc: We'll always have that fake pregnancy scare
Amanda: That was a real scare you idiot, it just wasn't yours!
We have to distract her, does anyone have a six foot hoagie?
How'd it happen? We used to be the ones spreading rumors, mocking coworkers, ruining self esteem, because that made us pretty, that made us mean
Amanda: Did she just give us the "busy, busy, lets talk later" blow off? We invented blow off!
Marc: Yes we did, to remind the little people around here that we are king and queen of this particular prom
I'm still bored... watching nerd love is so tedious
