Ugly Betty

Amanda Tanen Quotes (Page 11)

Amanda [referring to her dog Halston]: Suddenly I'm a caregiver. That is so not who I am.
Marc: It's true. You're a bit of a monster on the inside.
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Amanda [referring to Fey]: I just stare at her picture all day and then I stare at myself in the mirror
Marc: More than usual?
Amanda: Yeah
Marc: Oh
Amanda: I just wish I got to know her better
Marc: Yeah and I wish I got to know Marlon Brando before he got fat

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[after finding out Bradford might be her father...]
Amanda: That makes Daniel my brother, who I slept with... a lot. And that's the kind of dirty that don't wash clean.
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Amanda: Hey, what's different about you? You get your hair cut?
Betty: I'm wearing an eye patch.
Amanda: You didn't always have that?
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Marc: So this is where you grew up?
Amanda: This is it, the house of lies. Mother!? If that is your real name!
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[after Christina open's Fey's safe]
Amanda: Ooh what's in there? I want money and jewelry.
Christina: It looks like her diary
Amanda: Eww, reading. What else is there?
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Christina: Back in Scotland I have a husband
Amanda: Oh, you just got 10% more interesting
Christina: He's an insurance auditor
Amanda: Okay, 5%
Christina: Believe me, it's less

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Amanda [to Christina]: We've been talking a lot about me.. and it's been fun!
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[referring to Christina finding the love dungeon]
Amanda: and now my special place is ruined
Christina: Oh please, your special place was ruined years ago
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[Amanda walks in on Henry and Betty about to kiss]
Amanda: Eww dorkus interruptus
Henry and Betty: Get out!
Amanda: Hey everyone, Betty is in heat!

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