Amanda [to Henry]: Hey accounting man, looking for Betty? She's right down here
Amanda [to Betty]: What? I'm bored

Kimmie: I officially rocked the copy room
Amanda: Ok.. I don't know where this copy room is. Doing stuff is fine for people like Betty who don't have the looks to skate by on

You're pretty. I just assumed your weren't because your a friend a Betty's.

Marc: What if we accidentally shaved half of Betty's head while she slept. That be something new to mock
Amanda: That's funny but it seems like a lot of work
Marc: Yeah and she might look better

Amanda: This is a perfectly hideous outfit your wearing but I've already mocked it. Where am I supposed to find job satisfaction
Betty: I dunno, maybe your job?

Amanda: You can do this, she's a model, shiny things confuse her. Okay, now just flirt with her, maybe even kiss her, and that bunny skirt will hop right off
Marc: Okay but if this is anything like my prom night you're paying for the therapy

Amanda: Oh my god, Mischa Barton just knocked over Kate Bosworth
Marc: Like that's so hard

Can you believe he's asking Betty for dating advice... that's like asking Britney Spears for parenting advice

Amanda: So I sorted your mail according to three categories: people who are kissing you ass, people whose ass you should be kissing, and peoples who asses are like huge

an article? Oooh.. make me sound extra glamorous... and skinny

So i realized the opera tickets were totally inappropriate so here's a Menudo box set and a coupon for a hundred taquitos

What's Daniel doing with McSlutty over there? I thought things with getting serious with Charo.

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.