Popular Andy Botwin Quotes
Andy [about Audra]: She likes me
Gale: She's gonna burn in hell for all eternity
Andy: Well I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Gale
Gale: For now...
Nancy: Why is the bed moving?
Andy: There must be an earthquake.
Nancy: Are you jerking off?!?
Nancy: I think I'm happy for you.
Andy: I think I'm happy for you, too.
Andy: If you don't cum, the terrorists win.
Audra: We can't have that.
Andy: What is the glue that holds your relationship together?
Nancy: I don't even need the choices on this one. I'm gonna say Elmer's.
I know all the best rehab centers. I'm totally addicted to that show Intervention.
(to Nancy) What's the destination boss?
Did she scream? Was there blood?
More time - more distance.
Silas: You really think it's a good idea leaving Pebbles with Bam-Bam.
Andy: No, but we can't afford child care, so we have to take this small leap of faith. I'm encouraged because so far the baby hasn't ever tried to get us all killed.
Silas: You missed a spot.
Andy: Back off Reading Rainbow.
Nancy Botwin: Andy, today it was brought to my attention that the downside to this business is death, so right now I'm not thinking about "the bakery" I'm thinking about enrolling in dental hygiene school so my children aren't orphans.
Andy Botwin: If anything happens to you, I will raise Silas and Shane as my own.
Nancy Botwin: Okay, now I pledge never to die.
