I'm the guru of off the grid.

That was Judas thing, rollercoaster's.

I win sh*t all the time. It's in the bag.

Andy: This is tasty.
Silas: It's leftover from Seattle. I just added a little cinnamon for flavor.
Andy: Sometimes I think you're the son I never had.
Silas: Thanks.
Andy: I'm serious. I feel a special kinship.
Silas: Cause we're related.
Andy: I'm talking spiritual kinship.

I'll lead in the God mobile, you follow.

Andy: Oh Shit! Flush the drugs! Eat! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs!
Doug: What!? No drugs?!

Our God is a forgiving God.

We should live as gentile puppies.

Jesus saves.

(to Silas) Didn't even try to bargain. What's the matter with you? Where's you're Jewish at?

Nancy: I like it here.
Andy: You got laid.
Nancy: I want to stay here for a while.

Shane: It definitely happened.
Silas: Gross.
Andy: Hey never confirmed.
Doug: They had sex.