Popular Andy Botwin Quotes
Nance you're looking at the new sus chef
This is my Eat Pray Love moment.
Look who gets their spring in their step.
Andy: You and I will never right. Just say we'll never.
Nancy: They all die Andy. I like you too much to want you to die.
Andy: Holy cow, you're right! They do all die. You're pussy's a death sentence. A penis fly trap. You're Dr. Kavagian.
Nancy: All right then!
Andy: Wait - Esteban's not dead.
Nancy: Not yet.
She says that I have the power, but I don't.
(to Nancy) You're an evil succubus and I'll see you soon.
He peed on my pee - we crossed streams.
Oh I miss Megan.
Nancy: What are you doing? Is that my mascara?
Andy: War paint. You're gonna need back up.
Nancy: You're not coming with me.
Pittsburgh! Pittsburgh! Ah Sammy Davis Junior!
Andy: Say it.
Nancy: Seattle was a bust.
Nancy Botwin: Andy, today it was brought to my attention that the downside to this business is death, so right now I'm not thinking about "the bakery" I'm thinking about enrolling in dental hygiene school so my children aren't orphans.
Andy Botwin: If anything happens to you, I will raise Silas and Shane as my own.
Nancy Botwin: Okay, now I pledge never to die.
