This is an amazing prize. I mean I don't even want to give Pam a compliment because she's so blehhh, but she did a good job. I really want that coupon book.

Pam: We're gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed them all.
Angela [to Pam]: Jesus is not your caterer.
Angela [to Cece]: But he should be your caterer, because you're a little angel. Why didn't your parents get you a caterer?

Do you have any idea how many photographers there are at a ribbon cutting ceremony? I do. Two.

Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.

Michael: Was it just me, or did you think we were going to have sex at some point?
Angela: It was just you.

Pam: Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
Dwight: Why do you need to keep wearing those boobie shirts all the time?
Angela: Thank you.

I want pet day back. No dogs.

Pam: He talked about himself in the third person?
Angela: Yes Pam, not everyone is as informal as you and Jim. Oh hey Pam, dude. Wanna marry me?

She just always has to copy anything I do. It's the Ford Taurus situation all over again.

Porcupines don't have souls. They're like dogs.

Trust you? The way Pam trusted you to provide for her so she wouldn't have to work?

Angela: If you pray enough, you can turn yourself into a cat person.
Oscar: Those guys always turn back, Angela.

The Office Quotes

Pam: So I closed the door but the image of his...
Jim: Baquette.
Pam: ... dangling participle...
Jim: Eww.
Pam: ... still burned in my eyes.
Jim: I can imagine.

Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite, Short People.

Darryl