Favorite April Ludgate Quotes
Leslie: Attagirl!
April: Ugh, mom!
I’m going to murder you a thousand times!
April: Every year we would dress up as demons and we would egg Larry’s house.
Larry: That was you?
Chris: Please, Larry, this is a private conversation.
Leslie: You wanted to run something by me?
April: Yes. So well you help me?
Leslie: you don't need me! You can get whatever job you want!
Andy: Ohh babe you had a crush on me, that's emabrassing!
April: We're married.
Andy: Still!
Ann’s leaving town. Ann’s saying painful goodbyes. Greatest day of my life!
Leslie: What’s the 411? Who you crushin’ on these days?
April: Ew, my husband, weirdo.
Leslie: Now is lady time.
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.
I love games that turn people against each other.
Oh yeah, you completely disgraced yourself and almost destroyed an entire town!
This comes from your mother’s butt.
Ann: Is this right?
Chris: This feels almost perfect, but I don't think your core has maximized elasticity.
April: Okay, umm, I'll come back if you guys are.. being weird.
