Popular April Ludgate Quotes
I love her SO much. I hope she's my real mom.
April: My insides are dying.
Ben: So, not fine?
Oh, you know, just regionally directing the midwest whatever of who cares.
Ben: You're my friend.
April: No I'm not, I've never cared for you.
Andy: That book sounded so boring I almost cried a little.
April: Aw babe I'm sorry you had to hear that, you're safe now.
Do you want me to bite him?
I moved our meetings to tomorrow because you are drunk, and hangover, simultaneously, at 2 in the afternoon.
You should up your therapy to seven times a weak, fix that outfit, and give me your wallet.
Oh yeah, tiny rolled up scrolls delivered by foxes.
I just fell backwards into your world, a couple years went by, and now here I am.
I just want to say thank you, and I love you very much. Which is why I decided not to turn you into a sea urchin, which I can do, because I'm an actual witch, with powers, and I'm evil, and -
Leslie: Attagirl!
April: Ugh, mom!
