You gave tweezers to a mental patient?

Hanna, friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.

Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

Ella(to Aria)

Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that.

Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.

Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

Hanna: Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?
Aria: I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.
Hanna: She's divorced, not desperate.

Emily: I am way more angry than I am scared now.
Aria: Can I borrow some of that?

It wasn't enough to steal her bones, now we're gonna get pieces of her delivered to us?

When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

I'm ready to hang a sign, bitch can see!

That "Girl Interrupted" thing could just be an act to keep her out of jail.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Come on, giddy up little doggy.

Caleb