Well, I'll tell you what, she sneaks in my house past midnight, I'm sleeping with a crowbar under my pillow.

Playing dress up for your man on Halloween is one thing. You do it any other night, you end up on an afternoon talk show.

I really feel like I'm about to rattle the cage of a sleeping giant.

Ezra: How do you guys feel about Supertramp?
Aria and Wesley: Who?
Ezra: That's what I thought.

Are we still fighting without actually fighting?

Aria: Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.
Spencer: Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.
Aria: No, lying is more despondent.

I think you're confusing which Scooby Doo character would have gotten into an Ivy League.

Why are you not all "go-go gadget" about this? This is big!

Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

You gave tweezers to a mental patient?

Hanna, friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?

Hanna

Hide and seek was my favorite game with Melissa. You want to know why? I always won.

Spencer