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Are we still fighting without actually fighting?

Aria: Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.
Spencer: Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.
Aria: No, lying is more despondent.

I think you're confusing which Scooby Doo character would have gotten into an Ivy League.

Why are you not all "go-go gadget" about this? This is big!

Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

You gave tweezers to a mental patient?

Hanna, friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.

Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

Ella(to Aria)
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