Yeah, I don't know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.

Aria: Can I touch it?
Spencer: Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy

He's been going through girls in this school like they're Kleenex.

We all get it wrong sometimes.

I'm officially terrified.

Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria: Why didn't you call the police?
Jason: I've seen enough cops in my house for one year.

From ages 2-7, my family used to call me Pookie Bear. But all good things must come to an end.

For months, we've been as welcome in this town as a cold sore.

Did you guys have practice or did you lose your balls.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: You know that A is always one step ahead of us.
Spencer: Yeah, maybe he...she...it...bitch is.

Mona played with dolls, I play with body parts. Game on bitches.

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