We don't need to get all freaked out over a newsflash from Casper the friendly host.

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

So, what? I got chased by a hobo for nothing.

What exactly are we doing here cause I really don't feel like having a tea party with the two of you?

Yeah, I don't know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.

Aria: Can I touch it?
Spencer: Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy

He's been going through girls in this school like they're Kleenex.

We all get it wrong sometimes.

I'm officially terrified.

Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Hide and seek was my favorite game with Melissa. You want to know why? I always won.

Spencer

You know, Emily, sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes. *sigh* It's from a movie.

Hanna