I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Aria: Why didn't you call the police?
Jason: I've seen enough cops in my house for one year.

From ages 2-7, my family used to call me Pookie Bear. But all good things must come to an end.

For months, we've been as welcome in this town as a cold sore.

Did you guys have practice or did you lose your balls.

He doesn't need an invitation - he broke into a vending machine with a spork.

Noel: This is insane.
Aria: You are right about that.

You're a freak and I love you.

Byron: She asked me for space.
Aria: She moved out. How much more space does she need?

Aria: I've not looking for anyone more than a friend.
Hanna: Don't you have enough on Facebook?

Aria: How did he get into an Ivy League school?
Spencer: It must have been affirmative action for goths and emos.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

Come on, giddy up little doggy.

Caleb