Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

You gave tweezers to a mental patient?

Hanna, friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.

Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

Ella(to Aria)

Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that.

Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.

Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

Hanna: Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?
Aria: I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.
Hanna: She's divorced, not desperate.

Emily: I am way more angry than I am scared now.
Aria: Can I borrow some of that?

It wasn't enough to steal her bones, now we're gonna get pieces of her delivered to us?

When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

I have to borrow Emily for some girl talk. Not girl on girl talk, just girl talk.


If you believe a lie, it becomes the truth.