Why are you not all "go-go gadget" about this? This is big!

Aria: What should wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.
Emily: How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Hanna: What's up with your mom?
Aria: She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

You gave tweezers to a mental patient?

Hanna, friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.

Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.

Ella(to Aria)

Spencer: He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
Aria: I was just trying to do the right thing.
Spencer: Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
Aria: You did not just say that.

Hanna: Right, roger that.
Aria: Roger that?
Hanna: What? We're on a mission.

Hanna: You know what they say: if the feather fits.
Aria: Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

Hanna: Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?
Aria: I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.
Hanna: She's divorced, not desperate.

Emily: I am way more angry than I am scared now.
Aria: Can I borrow some of that?

It wasn't enough to steal her bones, now we're gonna get pieces of her delivered to us?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Melissa: When did that happen?
Spencer: What...Caleb were friends?
Melissa: Really? 'Cause? I know how you like to shop out of other people's carts.

Spencer: Why is it so easy to fall back into old habits.
Toby: They're easy to fall into, that's why they're called habits.