We don't need to get all freaked out over a newsflash from Casper the friendly host.

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

So, what? I got chased by a hobo for nothing.

What exactly are we doing here cause I really don't feel like having a tea party with the two of you?

Yeah, I don't know about her fortunes, but that lady with the tube top makes really good apple butter.

Aria: Can I touch it?
Spencer: Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy

He's been going through girls in this school like they're Kleenex.

We all get it wrong sometimes.

I'm officially terrified.

Aria: Maybe we should just send Mrs. DeLaurentis a note or something?
Spencer: I don't think
there's a section for "I'm sorry you got traumatized" cards.

I just wanted to drink it. Not swim laps.

It's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you're always better off with a really good lie.

Alison

People leave, people die. That’s the only sure thing there is in this world.

Mike