Hanna: Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?
Aria: I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.
Hanna: She's divorced, not desperate.

Emily: I am way more angry than I am scared now.
Aria: Can I borrow some of that?

It wasn't enough to steal her bones, now we're gonna get pieces of her delivered to us?

When we picked you up, you kept calling me Arlene.

I'm ready to hang a sign, bitch can see!

That "Girl Interrupted" thing could just be an act to keep her out of jail.

Aria: Hanna, do you mind? It's kind of sacred ground.
Emily, Spencer, and Hanna: It is?!?

I don't know about you guys, but A talking about body bags makes me very nervous.

We don't need to get all freaked out over a newsflash from Casper the friendly host.

Mona: Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?
Spencer, Hanna, and Emily: Her!
Aria: Wow, thanks guys.

So, what? I got chased by a hobo for nothing.

What exactly are we doing here cause I really don't feel like having a tea party with the two of you?

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

You know, Emily, sometimes you poke the bear, and other times the bear pokes. *sigh* It's from a movie.

Hanna

Stealing moisturizer is not a life. It's a hobby.

Hanna