Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 3)
Season 23, Episode 12: "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
Bart: I dump on you, and you take it. That's how friendship works.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 9: "Holidays of Future Passed"
Bart: I've been acting like a 10 year old the last 30 years, but I swear i'm going to grow up and act 20 like a divorced 40 year old should.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Bart: Who cares what we look like in whatever stupid year this is.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 8: "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
Bart: People also lover a quitter. Sarah Palin. The Beatles.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 7: "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
Jimbo: Your fists are sisters?
Dolph: Yeah, Pocahontas and Sacagawea!
Bart: Nice save.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: I'll get one those jobs where you don't need to read. Like french fry maker or general.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 5: "The Food Wife"
Developer: I have twins I've never met.
Bart: When you meet them tell them your game is too easy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 23, Episode 4: "Replaceable You"
Bart: To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.
Martin: To be a mathlete without the 'm.'
• Rating: Unrated
Milhouse: I need that [cootie] shot, my dog and I accidentally touched tongues.
Bart: How is this accidentally when it's the fifth time?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 23, Episode 3: "Treehouse of Horror XXII"
Bart: Traitor. How dare you betray me on me on the planet that got me laid?
• Rating: Unrated
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