Favorite Ben Wyatt Quotes
The game is Settlers of Catan. The object is be the first to build a civilization on this fictional island.
Wanna stick around? I've got a bunch of Homeland episodes burning a hole in my DVR.
Leslie: But my mom isn't here. And you parents aren't here.
Ben: Good!
Leslie: I love you and I like you.
Ben: I love you and I like you.
Ben: Tom, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
Tom: No way! Scott Caan from Hawaii 5-0!
Ben: I can't believe they're finally giving me the key to the city.
Leslie: I can't believe it took so long. They gave the key to every other mayor in the city. And none of them had as cute a butt as you.
Well, Jerry was never the type to rise above mediocrity. Or to it.
Once she starts thinking about birthday cake, she becomes useless until she has birthday cake.
Remember when last year no one got flu shots because there was a rumor they’d turn you European?
Chard bodies. Let’s get a chard on?
Look what they did to Peebo! He’s wearing a hat made of penises!
Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.
