Favorite Ben Wyatt Quotes
Ben: Show me Pelosi again.

Leslie: Okay, lay down.
Tom: Ben, Leslie hired my company to get her that sticker. You're the one that told me businesses need "clients" to get "money."
Ben: I was the first one to tell you that?
Senior citizens are basically the only people who vote in local elections. So if you want to win you gotta get the gray vote.
Jen: After a rough start, your girl's doing ok.
Ben: I think she's doing a little better than ok, or did you miss the applause she got on the raccoon safety question?
In the last few weeks, we've turned this campaign into a
well-oiled machine. Leslie's stump speech is 10 minutes, 40 seconds,
every time. Here, check this out. There will be a big laugh right ...
now. And now a two-second awkward silence as Leslie does her Rodney
Dangerfield impression.
Leslie: It is nice to see you again.
Ben: Are you talking to my butt?
Leslie: Yes.
They call me Devo because I can whip 'em good.
April: Are you busy? And writing Star Trek fan fiction doesn't count.
Ben: Haha. And I finished that last week.
Leslie: I'm so happy I want to shout it from the rooftops!
Ben: And she has. We've gotten several noise complaints.
Leslie: We're getting married!
Ben: All right.
If there's anyone who can bring my parents together, it's NO ONE. No one can bring my parents together.
Leslie: 2020.
Ben: Uh. that's a stretch.
Leslie: Fine. 2024. I take the West Wing, you take the East. You can be the First Gentleman.
I gotta give you credit. Your mission statement made sense and you didn't use one R. Kelly lyric.
