Favorite Ben Wyatt Quotes
Why don’t you take a whale sounds break?
Ben: We can just sit back and take it easy.
Leslie: No, we’re going to lean forward and take it hard.
Tom: Pop quiz. Name the scent.
Ben: Umm Spasm. No, Butterface!
I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new star wars sequel. I’m worried they’ll rely too heavily on CGI and I’m carrying it all in my shoulders.
Ben: I don't know if you knew this, but Leslie was born in Eagleton!
Leslie: Do not blame me for the sins of my mother!
When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!
Ben: Last time I took it, I was a Tom.
Tom: What?! No, no, no, no!! Take it again! Ugh, I have to go recalibrate the quiz!
Leslie: That is not your call.
Ben: I know, it's on your badge.
Ben: That's right, you were coming here tonight on a date. And hey, Leslie is joining you on this wonderfully romantic occasion. How about that?
Chris: Fantastic!
There's a 30% chance they'll die.
Leslie: When I first met you I thought you were a fascist hard ass.

Ben: What?
[To Leslie] Your Mom, kind of made a pass at me.
