Popular Ben Wyatt Quotes
Leslie: Yes. I know exactly when we should do it. Post-pizza, pre-ice cream, between his third and fourth beer. He'll be full but not stuffed. Tipsy but not drunk. Should be around nine.
Ben: OK. So you've thought this through.
Look, who hasn't had gay thoughts? Who?
Tom: Watch the master work it, I am the Yoda of networking.
Ben: Well Yoda wouldn't actually need networking, his powers were more spiritual.
Tom: Shut up you nerd!
I move around a lot, so the friends I make in these cities, they're like Facebook friends, you know? "Hey, Doug from Bloomington is thinking about buying a shirt." Come on, Doug, who cares?
Leslie: You're all amazing, wonderful people and I really want you to have fun today and not focus on the fact that if one thing goes wrong, we're all gonna lose our jobs.
Ben: That's not inspiring.
Ben: I'm just gonna sleep on the floor.
Ron: It's called the "ground" when it's outside.
"No Oren I don't know how I'm going to die. Wait, are you asking me or telling me?"
There's a 30% chance they'll die.
Ben: You always separate your lights from your darks.
April: That's racist.
I'm sorry are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?
(referencing Lil Sebastian) I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
The government has been shut down for two days, and one city employee has tried to schedule 14 meetings with me. Can you guess who?
