Leslie: Yes. I know exactly when we should do it. Post-pizza, pre-ice cream, between his third and fourth beer. He'll be full but not stuffed. Tipsy but not drunk. Should be around nine.
Ben: OK. So you've thought this through.


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Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day, sir.

Leslie

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Ron