Favorite Bender Quotes
You know that floor safe where you keep ten grand? There's five grand in there.
Fry: Hey listen Bender. Where's your bathroom?
Bender: Bath what?
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: What room?
Fry: Bathroom!
Bender: What what?
Fry: Oh! Nevermind.
Hookerbot: Honey, we love you!
Bender: Shut up baby, I know it!
Don't worry Leela, one day we'll be able to look back on this and laugh. (Walks towards the door and laughs)
Human Friend: You're my best friend. I'm sorry I treated you so badly.
Calculon: Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.
Leela: You guys could learn a lesson from those two.
Fry: She's right.
Bender: You're my best friend, Fry, I'm sorry I treated you so badly.
Fry: Apology accepted. After all, you're only human.
Bender: I'm immortal.
Amy: How come you scream so much when you're in danger?
Bender: I never said I wasn't a drama queen.
Bender: Come on, it's just like making love. Y'know; left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor.
Amy: I know how to make love!
Bender: How does a robot join this monk outfit?
AbBot: Just put on this monk outfit.
Bender: Play it one more time.
Professor: No, it's humiliating and degrading to Leela. Play it ten more times.
Leela: What do you feed him?
Bender: What comes out one end we feed to the other. Also, Indian food.
Bender: I've been perusing your fortified wine list and I've selected the '71 Hobo's Delight, the '57 Chateau Part and the '66 Thunder Chevitz.
Waiter: Exquisite choices, sir.
Bender: And mix them all together in a big jug.
Preacherbot: The path to robot hell is paved with human flesh.
Bender: Neat.
